Stuck...

Like God, our government often works in mysterious ways, beyond the comprehension of ordinary mortals such as you and I. (It is also all powerful, has eyes everywhere and most importantly, decrees that you must help yourself before it will help you)

Every now and then however, comes a hero who uses his power to do good for the community - the banning of chewing gum. All hail lao goh.. (no, not me..)

May the devil have mercy on the moron who stuck gum on my lift button should I lay on hands on him..