The XO Fish Head Bee Hoon Man (Aka the Curly Hair Bxstard)

Mr Goh had a craving for the famous "Holland Village XO Fish Head Bee Hoon" today and duly patronised the stall.

Goh: "Err, Uncle, 2 bowls of fish head bee hoon and a plate of prawn paste fried chicken please"

Curly Hair Bxstard: "Seventeen dollars! Where you sit!?"

Goh: "Err.. Wait, I go take a look... It's table 21"

Curly Hair Bxstard: "Pay money! (pause) Eighteen dollars"

Goh: "Err.. Is it seventeen or eighteen dollars?"

Curly Hair Bxstard: "I WASN"T TALKING TO YOU!!" (hence implying the bill was seventeen dollars)

At this juncture, a very indignant Mr Goh was feeling damn pissed..

Goh: "Nah! Seventeen dollars!" deliberately ignoring the outstretched hand awaiting payment and throwing the dollar notes onto the table insultingly

Curly Hair Baxtard: "Dun throw the money at me hor! I dun need your business!" Throwing the money back at Mr Goh
~End of Encounter~

Epilogue

In all fairness, the XO fish head bee hoon is indeed excellent and savoury. The boss, however, will forever remain an axxhole with curly hair as far as I am concerned. Not too long ago, this curly bastard was in very deep shit and only managed to get out of the mess by begging certain people for favors. His luck changed for the better and he struck lottery of some sort, winding up with a fortune. Now Mr Curly feels he can afford to be snobbish.. WTF...

Conclusion: The XO Fish Head Bee Hoon tastes so good because all the $5 you paid is for the food, there is simply no service provided at all. After this encounter, I know I would rather take a bowl of plain congee than to receive such fxxxed up service.. I hope your scrxxtum gets sliced and txxticles fall off, you curly haired bxstxrd..

Related feedback I found:

Hall of Shame - XO Fish Head Noodles With regards to XO Fish Head Noodles at Holland Drive posted on Hall of Shame, I've somemore to add on. I've visited the shop in around June 2004 with at least 15 of my CCA friends. We requested to add 2 more tables as 1 table of diameter approximately 1m is definitely not enough for 15 people. The boss then asked us if we're all eating his stall's food and continued, "If 15 of you here and only 10 are eating my stall's food and the rest of the 5 eat Wan Ton noodle or Chicken rice, what business do I have?" Mind you, he said that in a very rude manner. He only allowed us to add 1 more table and we even had to move the tables and chairs ourselves, talk about service! We decided to leave the stall and he didn't even stop us. I think that the shop owner thinks that his XO Fish Head Noodles are of big deal. - Meng Yen

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